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This skull is driving me nuts! Squirrel joins in the Halloween fun with terrifying toy filled with treats

October 31st, 2012

Source – Linky

 

This little scamp is really getting into the seasonal spirit as he scares onlookers with a skull suspended on a string.

The grey squirrel turned up in the garden of Vicky Freeman’s home in Fareham, Hamshire, and made short work of the treats she’d hidden inside the macabre mask.

The 54-year-old grandmother said: ‘I always hang stuff up in my garden for the kids at Halloween but was surprised to see a squirrel so fascinated by the macabre skull it – looks really scary!’

Nutmare on Elm street: The grey squirrel gets into the Halloween spirit with a toy skullNutmare on Elm street: The grey squirrel gets into the Halloween spirit with a toy skull filled with treats

 

Squirrel
Squirrel

Lawn of the dead: Grandmother Vicky Freeman was startled to see this scary-headed rodent in her garden

Getting into the swing of things: Vicky had hung up the skull for her grandchildren, but the squirrel got there firstGetting into the swing of things: Vicky hung up the treats for her grandchildren, but the squirrel got there first

 

Going nuts
Going nuts

A furry fiend: The squirrel faces down the Halloween horror, before having a go himself!

 

The squirrel was certainly more taken with his Halloween decorations than silverback gorilla Kumbuka.

Keepers at Paignton zoo in Devon had put together a pile of pumpkins for the 28-stone ape, but he wasted no time in tearing it apart.

Now this is how you advertise that you have a position opening! WOOT

August 5th, 2011

Got this off of WOOT’s website (Should be WOOT.com if they didn’t change anything), I’m not lauging at the position in any way or form, I’m simply loving their attitude.
BTW if you are thinking of applying to their Project Manager position you will need to brush up on your Elvish (Lord Of The Ring).

They are looking for a Press Assistant you can give it a go….

PRESS ASSISTANT (WOOT SERVICES LLC)

You played your heart out, but the major leagues… well, you gave it your best shot. And maybe some other people had the contacts, but nobody will ever catch things better than you. If only you had a job, some sort of job that let you show off your catching talents. It wouldn’t even matter if that same job also required you to pull, and squeegee, and maybe provide quality control on the side. As long as you could catch things, the way you’ve always wanted to do, ever since you were a child. A job like that, you’d be happy in it forever, wouldn’t you? Well, friend… it could just be your lucky day.

In this job, you’ll learn: a bunch of movements that might play well on the dance floor. Catch, pull, set, turn, catch, pull, set, turn, you do that a little slower and you’ve basically mastered “The Robot”!

Intangible benefits: you’re the only Woot employee with the words “blow out gun” in your job description. Cherish that.

Potential hazards: only in a blackout.

If Woot were a superhero team, you’d be: the one with the blow out gun. A.K.A. CAPTAIN MOST AWESOME

Degrees of separation from CEO: Just think of it as “plausible deniability” if you like. There are some jobs that can’t be traced back to the top. If caught, you’ll have to claim you were acting alone.

Worst part of the job: quality control. The first time you have to look in the eyes of an eager young misprint and say it’s not working out… well, it’ll break your heart, no matter how strong you think you are.

It’ll go better if: you don’t lord the blow out gun thing over everyone’s head. Be humble about it.

Make sure you bring: your lunch. It’ll save money, and it’ll be healthier in the long run. Here’s a tip: instead of potato chips, try crunchy celery!

Key Responsibility Areas:

  • Catching shirts off the end of dryer
  • Pulling printed Shirts off of pallets
  • Providing quality control and feedback for the press operator
  • Blowing out shirts with blow out gun
  • Squeegee/screen washing and preparation
  • General cleanup in production area
  • Assist with stocking of blank shirt inventory
  • Consult with Press Operator, Production Lead and Production Manager

Job duties include but are not limited to:

  • Assisting in screen reclaim and prep area
  • Assisting with other tasks as needed

Qualifications:

  • Ability to follow specific guidelines and processes
  • Ability to do repetitive tasks
  • Ability to lift 50 lbs

Salary: Based on experience

Woot Services LLC is an equal opportunity employer.

Much "To Do" About Nothing

{} Nothing is no thing, denoting the absence of something. Nothing is a pronoun associated with nothingness.

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