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Car 0-60 Speeds DB New Application

September 29th, 2011

Car 0-60 Speeds DB

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Link To Application – Linky
Easily find Car 0-60 times
Our list contains “factory stock” road figures for most of the Makes and Models.
Our list is based on “production” vehicles that are available in the United States.
The Content of the list is based on the Year the Model was Made.
For example if you have a 1999 Jaguar XJR you will find the 0-60 under Manufacturing Year of 1998 when the Model came out

Let’s see if you like the ones we currently have

Over 2200 cars in the DB right now!

Current Manufacture List:
Acura
Audi
Alfa Romeo
BMW
Chevrolet
Cadillac
Chrysler
Dodge
Ferrari
Infinity
Ford
Jaguar
Jeep – (Don’t Expect good 0-60 I know, I own one)
Honda
Pontiac
Porsche
Toyota
VW

Open Manufacture WIKI from the App.

Thanks for the install.
Please feel free to drop us a line on what you think and how we can improve the app at android@inrim.net

Link To Application – Linky

What car names mean…

July 29th, 2011

My friend sent me this and as a Jag and Jeep owner didn’t make me that happy, but have fun!

ACURA

  • Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead

    AUDI

  • Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
  • Acceleration Unbelievable, Design Ingenious

    BMW

  • Bavarian Money Waster
  • (Backwards) Waste My Bucks
  • Big Man Wannabe
  • Bring Mucho Wampum
  • Break My Wallet

    BUICK

  • Built Using Inferior Car Knowledge
  • Butt Ugly Inefficient Chevy Knock-Off

    CADILLAC

  • Certified As Detroit’s Inadequate, Lumbering Luxury Auto Car

    CHEVROLET

  • Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
  • Competely Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
  • (CHEVY) Can’t Have Expensive Vehicle Yet
  • Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

    CHRYSLER

  • Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

    DAEWOO

  • Da Awful Experience Was Owning One
  • Depreciation Always Eclipses Worst Of Others

    DODGE

  • Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
  • Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

    FERRARI

  • First Every Race Run, Always Really Incredible

    FIAT

  • Failed Italian Automotive Technology
  • Fix It Again, Tony
  • Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation

    FORD

  • Fixed Or Repaired Daily
  • Flips Over, Read Directions
  • First On Recall Day
  • Fast Only Rolling Downhill
  • (Backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
  • (Backwards) Don’t Ride On Firestones

    GMC

  • Got a Mechanic Coming?
  • Garage Man’s Companion
  • General Motors Cashcow
  • Guaranteed Mechanical Calamity

    General Motors Corporation

  • Give Me Cash!
  • Government Motor Corporation

    HONDA

  • Happy Owners Never Drive Angry
  • Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
  • Happy Owners Never Doubt Acquisition
  • Had One, Never Did Again

    HUMMER

  • Huge Ungainly Military Monster, Easily Recognizable

    HYUNDAI

  • Hope You Understand Nothing’s Drivable And Inexpensive

    INFINITI

  • It Never Found Its Niche, It’s Truly Inconsequential

    ISUZU

  • Is So Underpowered, Zooming Unlikely

    JAGUAR

  • Just A Gorgeous, Underperforming Anglican Rip-Off

    JEEP

  • Just Expect Endless Problems
  • Journey Eventually Ends Perpendicularly
  • Junk Everyone Eagerly Purchases
  • Just Empty Every Pocket

    KIA

  • Keeping It Asian
  • Korea’s Incompetence Amazing

    LAND ROVER

  • Loud, Agonizing, Noisy Drive – Rattles On Virtually Every Road

    LEXUS

  • Luxurious, Expensive, (a) Xenophile’s Ultimate Score

    LINCOLN

  • Large Income? No Class? Own Lincoln Now.

    LOTUS

  • Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

    MAZDA

  • Mismanages A Zillion Dollars Annually
  • Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

    MERCEDES-BENZ

  • Mostly European Rich Can Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans, Beautifully Engineered, Notable Zippy

    MERCURY

  • Most Engines Run, Contingent Upon Repair Yesterday
  • Mediocre Engine Revs Constantly, Really Yucky

    MITSUBISHI

  • Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents
  • Maybe If They Stayed Upright Better I’d Still Have Insurance

Much "To Do" About Nothing

{} Nothing is no thing, denoting the absence of something. Nothing is a pronoun associated with nothingness.

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