Much "To Do" About Nothing

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Notes written to teachers…. just about a nothing post

August 10th, 2011

As this site is about nothing I decided to post something I got in an email from a friend.
I would spell check this as I try to do to all my posts but then it would simply miss the mark :)

  • Dear School: Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
  • Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
  • Pleazse excuse Roland from P.E. for a few day. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
  • John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.
  • Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
  • Mary could not come to school because she has been bothered by very close veins.
  • Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
  • Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
  • Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits.
  • Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
  • Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.
  • Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.
  • I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wear.
  • Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forget to get the Sunday paper off the porch. and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
  • Please excuse my son’s tardiness. I forgot to wake him up and I did not find him till I started making the beds.
  • Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend a funeral.
  • My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marine’s.
  • Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
  • Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
  • Please excuse Burma, she had been sick and under the doctor.
  • Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the berst either, sore throat and fever. There must be the flu going around school, her father even got hot last night.

Much "To Do" About Nothing

{} Nothing is no thing, denoting the absence of something. Nothing is a pronoun associated with nothingness.

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