Much "To Do" About Nothing

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What car names mean…

July 29th, 2011

My friend sent me this and as a Jag and Jeep owner didn’t make me that happy, but have fun!

ACURA

  • Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead

    AUDI

  • Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
  • Acceleration Unbelievable, Design Ingenious

    BMW

  • Bavarian Money Waster
  • (Backwards) Waste My Bucks
  • Big Man Wannabe
  • Bring Mucho Wampum
  • Break My Wallet

    BUICK

  • Built Using Inferior Car Knowledge
  • Butt Ugly Inefficient Chevy Knock-Off

    CADILLAC

  • Certified As Detroit’s Inadequate, Lumbering Luxury Auto Car

    CHEVROLET

  • Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
  • Competely Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
  • (CHEVY) Can’t Have Expensive Vehicle Yet
  • Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

    CHRYSLER

  • Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

    DAEWOO

  • Da Awful Experience Was Owning One
  • Depreciation Always Eclipses Worst Of Others

    DODGE

  • Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
  • Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

    FERRARI

  • First Every Race Run, Always Really Incredible

    FIAT

  • Failed Italian Automotive Technology
  • Fix It Again, Tony
  • Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation

    FORD

  • Fixed Or Repaired Daily
  • Flips Over, Read Directions
  • First On Recall Day
  • Fast Only Rolling Downhill
  • (Backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
  • (Backwards) Don’t Ride On Firestones

    GMC

  • Got a Mechanic Coming?
  • Garage Man’s Companion
  • General Motors Cashcow
  • Guaranteed Mechanical Calamity

    General Motors Corporation

  • Give Me Cash!
  • Government Motor Corporation

    HONDA

  • Happy Owners Never Drive Angry
  • Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
  • Happy Owners Never Doubt Acquisition
  • Had One, Never Did Again

    HUMMER

  • Huge Ungainly Military Monster, Easily Recognizable

    HYUNDAI

  • Hope You Understand Nothing’s Drivable And Inexpensive

    INFINITI

  • It Never Found Its Niche, It’s Truly Inconsequential

    ISUZU

  • Is So Underpowered, Zooming Unlikely

    JAGUAR

  • Just A Gorgeous, Underperforming Anglican Rip-Off

    JEEP

  • Just Expect Endless Problems
  • Journey Eventually Ends Perpendicularly
  • Junk Everyone Eagerly Purchases
  • Just Empty Every Pocket

    KIA

  • Keeping It Asian
  • Korea’s Incompetence Amazing

    LAND ROVER

  • Loud, Agonizing, Noisy Drive – Rattles On Virtually Every Road

    LEXUS

  • Luxurious, Expensive, (a) Xenophile’s Ultimate Score

    LINCOLN

  • Large Income? No Class? Own Lincoln Now.

    LOTUS

  • Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

    MAZDA

  • Mismanages A Zillion Dollars Annually
  • Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

    MERCEDES-BENZ

  • Mostly European Rich Can Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans, Beautifully Engineered, Notable Zippy

    MERCURY

  • Most Engines Run, Contingent Upon Repair Yesterday
  • Mediocre Engine Revs Constantly, Really Yucky

    MITSUBISHI

  • Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents
  • Maybe If They Stayed Upright Better I’d Still Have Insurance

Much "To Do" About Nothing

{} Nothing is no thing, denoting the absence of something. Nothing is a pronoun associated with nothingness.

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